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Comics I Follow

Bob the Angry Flower

Bob the Angry Flower

By Stephen Notley
Adam@Home

Adam@Home

By Rob Harrell
The Adventures of Business Cat

The Adventures of Business Cat

By Tom Fonder
Amanda the Great

Amanda the Great

By Amanda El-Dweek
The Awkward Yeti

The Awkward Yeti

By Nick Seluk
Baby Blues

Baby Blues

By Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott
Bad Machinery

Bad Machinery

By John Allison
Barney & Clyde

Barney & Clyde

By Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark
Basic Instructions

Basic Instructions

By Scott Meyer
Bird and Moon

Bird and Moon

By Rosemary Mosco
Bloom County 2019

Bloom County 2019

By Berkeley Breathed
Breaking Cat News

Breaking Cat News

By Georgia Dunn
Brewster Rockit

Brewster Rockit

By Tim Rickard
C'est la Vie

C'est la Vie

By Jennifer Babcock
Cul de Sac

Cul de Sac

By Richard Thompson
Eyebeam

Eyebeam

By Sam Hurt
False Knees

False Knees

By Joshua Barkman
Fowl Language

Fowl Language

By Brian Gordon
FoxTrot

FoxTrot

By Bill Amend
Frazz

Frazz

By Jef Mallett
Frog Applause

Frog Applause

By Teresa Burritt
Get Fuzzy

Get Fuzzy

By Darby Conley
Jane's World

Jane's World

By Paige Braddock
Jen Sorensen

Jen Sorensen

JumpStart

JumpStart

By Robb Armstrong
Junk Drawer

Junk Drawer

By Ellis Rosen
Liz Climo Cartoons

Liz Climo Cartoons

By Liz Climo
Luann

Luann

By Greg Evans and Karen Evans
The Knight Life

The Knight Life

By Keith Knight
Lay Lines

Lay Lines

By Carol Lay
Lio

Lio

By Mark Tatulli
The Meaning of Lila

The Meaning of Lila

By John Forgetta and L.A. Rose
The Middle Age

The Middle Age

By Steve Conley
Monty

Monty

By Jim Meddick
Non Sequitur

Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller
Over the Hedge

Over the Hedge

By T Lewis and Michael Fry
Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

By Dana Simpson
Pibgorn

Pibgorn

By Brooke McEldowney
Rip Haywire

Rip Haywire

By Dan Thompson
Rudy Park

Rudy Park

By Darrin Bell and Theron Heir
Sarah's Scribbles

Sarah's Scribbles

By Sarah Andersen
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

By Zach Weinersmith
Savage Chickens

Savage Chickens

By Doug Savage
Scary Gary

Scary Gary

By Mark Buford
Scenes from a Multiverse

Scenes from a Multiverse

By Jon Rosenberg
Skin Horse

Skin Horse

By Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells
Speed Bump

Speed Bump

By Dave Coverly
Tom the Dancing Bug

Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
Too Much Coffee Man

Too Much Coffee Man

By Shannon Wheeler
Wallace the Brave

Wallace the Brave

By Will Henry
Wondermark

Wondermark

By David Malki
Wrong Hands

Wrong Hands

By John Atkinson
Frog Applause

Frog Applause

By Teresa Burritt

Recent Comments

  1. about 2 hours ago on Frog Applause

    It’s a puzzlement.

  2. about 2 hours ago on Frog Applause

    You wouldn’t need as many apostrophes, but you would need antibiotics.

  3. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

    Not a classic hyena, and a poor representation of the cartoon version at that.

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  4. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

    , I already declined! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

  5. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    No, thank you. I will also decline to participate in the pictured piercing by bird bill.

  6. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    We all leave something behind, though.

  7. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    Now they’re offal.

  8. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    I guess that watch on your left arm was the only thing keeping you going.

    That said, you are still rather talkative.

  9. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    Pew! Pew! Now pretend you’re dead and the bad geometry will give up and go away.

  10. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

    , perpetually falling vs. floating in space:

    You can’t feel the difference between sitting still, or moving at a constant velocity (same speed in same direction), or freely moving under acceleration due to uniform gravitational attraction acting on every atom in your body. Being in orbit around the Earth is perpetually falling in a circular path, and you’re basically floating and falling in that orbit, depending on whether you only look at what the stuff in and around your body is doing (nothing much happening here!), or whether you choose to compare what you are doing to what the Earth is doing (wow, things look like they’re moving fast out there!). If you’re falling through matter (air, water, etc.), then you can’t accelerate freely to match gravitational attraction because you keep running into stuff that slows you down, so “falling” in the atmosphere or standing on the surface of the Earth is very different from “falling” in the mostly empty space above the Earth’s atmosphere.