Millionchimps1

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Just a monkey on the internet pounding on the keys.

Recent Comments

  1. about 10 hours ago on Shoe

    Our taxes let these political cretin live a plush existence for the rest of their lives no matter what the rest of us go through. Term limits and limit their after service benefits.

  2. about 11 hours ago on Tarzan

    The secret life of the cartoonist in closeted 1949.

  3. about 11 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I haven’t had to travel and stay in a hotel for a long time. This does not inspire me to take a vacation (away from home) anytime soon.

  4. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    “Mandibles of death” was hiding under the bed the whole time.

  5. 1 day ago on Tarzan

    PETA is never amused. I tend to ignore them.

  6. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    What about male and female connectors?

  7. 4 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Think of it as a developmental stage. I recall feeling ready to get married, but I don’t know how or why. Before that time, I wasn’t in a position to make such a commitment.

  8. 4 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    I’ve read that the two things that civilize a man is getting married and having children. That’s no guarantee of course, but it does force men into thinking of people besides themselves.

  9. 4 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    If it was some drug addict looking for a quick score so he/she could buy a fix, then they wouldn’t be thinking too rationally and Calvin would be toast. Also, why would Calvin’s parents leave him alone? They spend a lot of money on Roslyn because they know he needs to be constantly watched.

  10. 4 days ago on Dick Tracy

    Meanwhile, Tracy decks Croptop. Well, someone had to say it.