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1. 8 days ago on Monty

   oh I see, he’s just stupid. I can’t believe I went out of my way to insult his patience in yesterday’s comic only to see it was actually this simple…

2. 8 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

   most of geometry involves needing to look at diagrams and formulas, not exactly something you can put on an audio recording

3. 9 days ago on Monty

   he’s one of those kinds of rich people that has no interest in long term outcomes, only something that will generate results in the short term. Like making a company that will generate hundreds of millions of dollars within a few months, but next year will be shut down for anything from market saturation to fraud allegations to any other thing that made it unsustainable. Seeing how he has also been a staunch climate change denier this tracks.

4. 9 days ago on Luann

   be careful not to play the minuet of forest or one of the other transporter songs, I don’t think there’s a fast travel point on the campus so it’ll be a pain to get back

5. 9 days ago on JumpStart

   one of my Five Belows got those self checkout registers, but for some reason within a few weeks they shut them all down and now the human run registers are the only ones they use, and it’s been like that for about 2 months

6. 12 days ago on Luann

   the WRITER, the joke of the comic is “all of these things you think are stressful in your life are meaningless because in the past I had to deal with worse stuff” is a very boomer thing to say. Invalidating other people’s hardships because you think your hardships were worse is just out of touch and shows a lack of empathy.

7. 14 days ago on Luann

   OK Boomer

8. 14 days ago on Garfield

   man, it’s been FOREVER since I saw a reference to Jon’s job as a cartoonist. It’s also funny to see an application of “cartoons that cartoons watch” because that just falls into absurdity. Kind of like how the Simpsons watch Itchy and Scratchy which is all about over the top violence, or Steven Universe’s Crying Breakfast Friends which is about crying for character development.

9. 16 days ago on Garfield

   Liz on the other hand has some certified DSLs on her face

10. 17 days ago on Monty

    I’m actually sure he would, whipped cream contains sugar which is very sticky and would get all in his feathers, shaving foam is more like soap, it won’t soak into his feathers and will rinse off very easily