In the show Taxi, Jim comes back to work. Louie asks why he had been gone for so long. Jim says he told him he was taking the weekend off. Louie tells him he’s been gone for 5 days. Jim replies that he thought we had gone to the metric system.
Yeah, that’s pretty obscure, but I tend to remember these things… much to the annoyance of certain parties…
You realize your fixation on the state of my undergarments is not healthy. So, I am sorry to tell you, I will not enable you by sending you the scratch and sniff pictures you were wanting….
I found it amusing that Clarence Thomas was not heard about in the media much… Until he indicated he will change his position on Chevron Deference. Then the campaign against him started in the media.
A centenarian was asked the secret to long life. He said you have to have a reason to get up each morning. That is why he drinks a big glass of water before bed…
I bet you learned that from The Credulous Numskull’s Network Phrase of the Day Toilet Paper…