I know that being a good republican, which also means betraying everything that America stands for, involves pretending that Trump is not threatening the Judge, the jurors, and witnesses like a sleazy wannabe mafia don. You don’t have to be so pathetic about it.
Once the players have figured out that getting a walk is far easier than putting the ball in play Little League Baseball gets like that. Most of the action happens in the stands as the parents, who take the game far more importantly than their kids and way too much, get into fistfights.
Anything to rationalize the needless and cruel act because a republican did it. This has got nothing to do with regional differences, this has everything to do with you being in a cult and are loath admit that what a leader of your cult did was repulsive.
With four kids in the house and one a teenager, anything remotely resembling a snack would be gone in about five seconds.