Darthfield finds Jon’s lack of fresh basil and oregano (as well as fresh pressed garlic) disturbing… as did I when my wife made lasagna. Now we grow tons of fresh herbs, chives, and garlic. No force choking from the wife now!
It’s the only “in sewer ants” (Terry Pratchett reference) that’s offered to my wife. As for me, I’m a property manager and work for myself. The irony is, 20 klicks north and it would all be paid for.
More like Procrastination Man. Mow the lawn, take out the trash, clean out the garage, universal health care! (Sorry, the last one only applies to me. $3200 per eye for fixing my cataracts, which our insurance considers non necessary surgery. Half up front. I need Stupendous Man!
Holy sh!t, that is totally what my wife would do in the same situation in panel four. Love ya, Jen! (Everyone else reading this can retch now. LOL)