Recent Comments

1. about 1 hour ago on Back to B.C.

   To be fair, it’s completely the tortoise’s fault. You don’t distract the guy that’s pulling you up. Just keep your mouth shut until you’re on solid ground.

2. about 1 hour ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   That’s not a bad idea. And the written statement is also very good. Keep the kid busy and entertained.

3. about 2 hours ago on Tarzan

   Well, since you’re an English speaker, you can’t tell, but I guarantee that every time you people try to speak any other language, it is indeed very strange.

   It’s like you’re gargling gravel with a mouthful of marbles, it’s amazing.

   I’ve heard dozens of different language foreigners trying to speak other languages, including mine, and none sound even a fraction as bad as you guys do.

4. about 4 hours ago on Eek!

   Better than a W-T-F schedule.

5. about 4 hours ago on Harley

   Robert Plant, lead singer for Led Zeppelin. Great singer, those tight jeans really helped with the high notes.

   I think he’s done other things, but nobody cares.

6. about 4 hours ago on Lost Sheep

   One thing does not invalidate the other, George.

7. about 4 hours ago on Pooch Cafe

   Holy crap, Poncho. You just been demoted to a little female dog.

8. about 4 hours ago on Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

   It’s spelled m-u-s-t-a-r-d.

9. about 5 hours ago on Rip Haywire

   Rip vs. the Halloween.

   Make it happen.

10. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Frozen waffles and canned soup three times a day.