Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 26, 2024

It might take more than that.

The remedy sounds way worse than the condition it’s meant to correct.

When you’ve got nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea…

you might need a dio—rhetoric

Gonna take a lot more than that this November…lol

I can think of someone who needs to be stuffed with prunes and cod liver oil.

My remedy for the last few years has been a large glass of whiskey.

Next he’ll be dancing the Macarena

My mother, who was herself raised on early-20th-century remedies, gave me cod liver oil once. Fortunately, we were standing right next to the kitchen sink at the time. Or maybe she knew….

I go for Alka Seltzer.