Matt Davies for April 17, 2024

Probably the same odds…..

Mission impossible.

I bet they end up acquitting. Remember the fix is always in.

Brothers in a endless search

It makes sense that they’d decide to search other planets.

Scary part is that it either will be a jury too dumb to know how to get out of jury duty or a very smart biased jury that was slick enough to convince a judge and lawyers that they can be fair and impartial.

Seven selected, eleven to go. That’s a far better score than CETI, unfortunately. The religious nuts would have what would colloquially be called a “conniption”.

And there’d be plenty of spiced Schadenfreude for everybody!

Dozo and his D-list lawyers don’t want impartial jurors; they want jurors who will let him off the hook.

The one on the right has been borrowed from its mostly unsuccessful mission to find impartial, nondelusional Repubs since 2016.

I hope they call me. Yes, I could be an impartial juror because I would listen to the evidence presented. My personal feelings about the defendant are irrelevant in a trial.

Since all 12 jury members would have to find Mangolini innocent….I’m think a mistrial or a hung jury might be more likely. I doubt anyone could find 12 New Yorkers who wouldn’t think Mango was guilty—Noo Yawkers know the Trumps all too well.

Trump creates disturbance with pre-trial publicity, then complains about pre-trial publicity. This is his usual move: accuse others of doing what you are doing.

Beam me up,Scotty,there’s no intelligent life down here…

They already have 7.

Donnie can’t lose. Either he wins, or it’s rigged against him.

I’m an only child, but I believe I was about 8 or 9 years old when I gave up that kind of thinking. He’s such a baby man. Sad.

what a novel defense: I’m so well-known that no-one in the world is impartial, therefore your bogus charges against me are so negligible as to be non-existent.

The fame of Trump and the circumstances of his legal problem will make it practically impossible to find jurors without an opinion. In that case, it comes down to character, which is fitting considering how we have removed it from politics.

As I mentioned in another comment, this should be moved to Guantanamo, out of sight.. and justice established by the same methods used on others intent on destroying American values.

I do wish that Matt Davies had used the actual name for the “Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence”, since there seems to be a dearth of it down here, and it’s a nice acronym. Also, I note that the acronym for the juror search is “CFIT”, which is the FAA’s abbreviation for a crash that didn’t involve an aircraft failure: “Controlled Flight Into Terrain”. Coincidence? ;-)

This one’s absolutely bananas!! LOL!!

Um, yeah… CETI is a nonprofit organization applying advanced machine learning and state-of-the-art robotics to listen to and translate the communication of sperm

SETI, on the other hand, is Searching for the evidence of Extra Terrestrial Intelligence

They have 7 out of 18 jurors in 2 days.

Dozo the Clowns only hope is that a tRUMP zombie can lie his way onto the jury

The View wants them to find jurors that never supported Trump, only opposed him.