" One, two! And through and through. The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head, He went galumphing back"—-The Jabberwocky by Lewis Carrol (Gimla doesn’t have a chance!)
Gimla Ma-Amu has got nice, big, white teeth in its maw. Must have been to the dentist recently for a cleaning. Like I have said for days….Jane will have a new handbag and pair of Ma-Amu shoes when this is over. I was hoping that Toom would join the party by now…….
As the crocodile opened its mouth to swallow Tarzan whole, Tarzan smiled as he drew out his knife and thought, “It works every time. This way I do not even have to make holes in the hide. I can just swim out of his open mouth after I’ve finished”
SHAKEDOWNCITY 28 days ago
“Sharp” turns ahead.
Izzy Moreno 28 days ago
Well, now we know where Steve Irwin got his ideas from.
DaveG1960 28 days ago
One crocodile handbag coming up.
Gent 28 days ago
Well there goes another crocodile. Says your prayers, Gimla God!
NoDice 28 days ago
Tarzan’s “One Note Samba.”
Polsixe 28 days ago
Knife or no knife?
Out of the Past 28 days ago
Thank goodness all of the crocodile worshippers were too bashful to throw a spear at the blasphemer.
Old Comic Strip Lover 28 days ago
Ironically, both Tarzan and Gimla were knocked out cold as their noses collided with each other.
joe piglet Premium Member 28 days ago
Tarzan is like " Where is that blasted monkey with the reinforcements!, Work Work Work, Hello boys!"
sundogusa 28 days ago
Somebody is getting a new pair of shoes, wallet and handbag!
Thomas 28 days ago
The angry spectators call PETA and complain about the big mean savage who picks on their nice, peaceful croc.
chris_o42 28 days ago
" One, two! And through and through. The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head, He went galumphing back"—-The Jabberwocky by Lewis Carrol (Gimla doesn’t have a chance!)
Out of the Past 28 days ago
Never a fast thinker, Maamuu said, who you calling Gimla, ya big…Dimla.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 28 days ago
“Kreegah , Gimla ! “ translation : up here dummy !
h.v.greenman 28 days ago
Time to dance to the crocodile rock
profkatz 28 days ago
Gimla Ma-Amu has got nice, big, white teeth in its maw. Must have been to the dentist recently for a cleaning. Like I have said for days….Jane will have a new handbag and pair of Ma-Amu shoes when this is over. I was hoping that Toom would join the party by now…….
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 28 days ago
As the crocodile opened its mouth to swallow Tarzan whole, Tarzan smiled as he drew out his knife and thought, “It works every time. This way I do not even have to make holes in the hide. I can just swim out of his open mouth after I’ve finished”
David Rickard Premium Member 27 days ago
Gimla’s thought balloon: I was assured I had a private booking for this pool! I am giving this place such a bad review on Yelp!