In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 25, 2024

The rubber is mightier than the lead..

Rubberhead to Daffy as Duck Twacy: “I’m gonna rub ya out, see? Rub you out!”

The owner has given the manager a similar warning.

I wish it was that easy with Met starting pitchers this year.

Draw him a better arm!

Instead of going to the bullpen, he goes to the bullpencil.

“But they were strikes! Angel Hernandez is behind the plate!”

If only it were this simple!

He’s gone gansta on him, rubbed him out.

That manager must be a mobster… his pitcher just got rubbed out.