We have a street in the city where the residents bought these large Santas and put them out in their front yards in December. Gets lots of traffic looking at them. One of the residents sold and was moving — what about Santa? The seller made arrangements with the buyer to accept Santa and continue with the December display. An amazing sight all these Santas — must be about a dozen or so all in a row.
Sorry to bust your bubble — but helium is a vanishing and increasingly expensive resource here on Earth. But if you want to get a lot more, you can always go to Jupiter …
Reminds me of my late BIL in Vancouver, B.C. who used to decorate the 6’ inflatable Godzilla by his front door and the pink plastic flamingos on his front lawn with Christmas lights and tinsel for the holidays.
A neighbor who lived around the corner from me, who did a beautiful and extensive job decorating his house, died a few years ago. I sure do miss his Christmas decorations.
Many years ago, a couple I’m friends with bought me, single, still, a vaguely realistic naked woman inflatable. Not thrown away or out of the box as I moved to a small city of religious roots 20 years ago. (While waiting to hear from the business, I stopped in the library. A VHS tape of satanism in rock music on the shelf caught my eye and raised an eyebrow. Sigh ) Thought at one anniversary of residence to inflate the doll with helium and tie it to the “Welcome to” sign on the north road.
Ignored of course. Better as a thought than a deed.
allen@home over 1 year ago
I don’t care what Opal thinks Earl. I like a floating Santa.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
should we be grateful Earl didn’t inflate the Santa with the barbecue grill’s propane?
Ratkin over 1 year ago
They don’t have winter storms there?
profbob over 1 year ago
We have a street in the city where the residents bought these large Santas and put them out in their front yards in December. Gets lots of traffic looking at them. One of the residents sold and was moving — what about Santa? The seller made arrangements with the buyer to accept Santa and continue with the December display. An amazing sight all these Santas — must be about a dozen or so all in a row.
ꜝ over 1 year ago
how else is he gonna get up on the roof?
flying reindeer?
Mikey Jay over 1 year ago
What has Santa been drinking or smoking? He’s obviously high!
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
A serious note:
Sorry to bust your bubble — but helium is a vanishing and increasingly expensive resource here on Earth. But if you want to get a lot more, you can always go to Jupiter …
https://www.wqow.com/news/international/helium-shortage-4-0-continues-and-its-not-just-bad-for-party-balloons/article_dcb6cd57-13eb-59b4-abd1-7e21492d7c38.html
Human beings are such casual, thoughtless wastrels.
hildigunnurr Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s not decoration! That’s horror! Tacky as h**l! :o
cdward over 1 year ago
Oh, this is so much more fun!
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Better make sure Santa doesn’t get loose there, Earl!
DawnQuinn1 over 1 year ago
Opal ALWAYS needs something to complain about.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Filled with helium is a lot better than having Santa lying dead in the yard every morning.
Gen.Flashman over 1 year ago
There is a worldwide helium shortage and even a small tank is about $85.
daveoverpar over 1 year ago
Wal-mart is selling glow in the dark balloons. Fill them with helium and let them go and lets see how many UFO’s get reported.
Chris over 1 year ago
where’s that in thee instructions?! :\
assrdood over 1 year ago
Well, I consider Earl a genius in this instance.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
That’s Earl. From under doing to over.
ANIMAL over 1 year ago
That’s almost like a PARADE Santa.!!
The Lone Panda & Tonto over 1 year ago
Get some balance, go get a 12 foot Grinch. And more helium.
Comics are the first thing to read over 1 year ago
Houston, we have lift-off.
Linguist over 1 year ago
Reminds me of my late BIL in Vancouver, B.C. who used to decorate the 6’ inflatable Godzilla by his front door and the pink plastic flamingos on his front lawn with Christmas lights and tinsel for the holidays.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
A neighbor who lived around the corner from me, who did a beautiful and extensive job decorating his house, died a few years ago. I sure do miss his Christmas decorations.
Bookworm over 1 year ago
That would explain the recent spat of UFO sightings reported in my neighborhood lately.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Macy’s called Earl, they want you in the parade.
mepowell over 1 year ago
Pull the Santa up by the chimney, fasten it there and insist that was what you intended all along.
syzygy47 over 1 year ago
Many years ago, a couple I’m friends with bought me, single, still, a vaguely realistic naked woman inflatable. Not thrown away or out of the box as I moved to a small city of religious roots 20 years ago. (While waiting to hear from the business, I stopped in the library. A VHS tape of satanism in rock music on the shelf caught my eye and raised an eyebrow. Sigh ) Thought at one anniversary of residence to inflate the doll with helium and tie it to the “Welcome to” sign on the north road.
Ignored of course. Better as a thought than a deed.
1953Baby over 1 year ago
Just go back a few “doors,” Earl, and borrow some things from the Drabbles. . .
Watchdog over 1 year ago
Why not? My neighbor does, we call it the Hindenburg Santa. The HOA hates it so we love it.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
LMAO‼️ Earls gone to lofty heights to please Opal but she always lets the air out of his ideas…until now!
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Lord.. I hope he hasn’t tied it to Nelson.
timbob2313 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Surprised he was able to purchase that much Helium
Wichita1.0 over 1 year ago
You FINE! You have tethered Santa! Now he won’t be able to deliver his presents.
Chant with me: ‘LET MY SANTA GO!’KEA over 1 year ago
amazing the house is still there
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 1 year ago
Never satisfied. Tut tut Tut.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Come on Earl, Hydrogen would be way more fun. And put a flame protected burning candle on his head.
kab2rb over 1 year ago
Earl that Santa is not meant for a float, only your yard.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 1 year ago
Better Helium, than Hydrogen.